im back what’d i miss
so i didn’t miss anything big okay that’s good
when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
imagine sherlock turning to drugs after mary and john start their family and one night he overdoses and greg finds him and he’s trying to wake him and he’s crying and asking why he did it, and all sherlock can say is, “I’m glad you’re here Greg.” And Greg just loses it because of all the times for Sherlock to remember his name it has to be when he’s taking his last breaths.
In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do